Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Couldn't sleep last night! Pour quoi?

Yeah, I’m getting personal. If sex and masturbation masks you uncomfortable don’t read, but really, even if it does it’s like a train wreck! You can’t help but look!

So, I had one of those nights that I couldn't sleep no matter what I did last night! I was soooo exhausted yet I couldn't fall asleep.

Pour quoi?

Because I was horny beyond belief!!! Arrrggg.... Thank goodness I had bought new batteries the last time I went to the store because after last night, the new set I just put into my I-vibe is already dieing! I wore them out, and my fingers are a bit numb from holding it in place. Yeah, I'm pathetic. It was that bad!

I “played” and finished quickly right before I went to sleep the first time... Yeah, I just said the first time. I was relieved enough that I was able to fall asleep. Remind me in the future that "just enough" doesn't get the job done! I went to sleep and exactly two hours later I wake up with a thin layer of sweat on my skin due to a dream that I was having. Oh goodness I really wish I could remember it because I would be sharing it with everyone! Seriously, I would be telling the teller at the bank about this fabulous dream I had the other night that left me breathless. I remember bits and pieces, but not enough to really make any sense.

I tried my darnedest to go back to sleep, flipped over several times tired every position I could think of to take the pressure off of my “area” but there was no relief in site! I even ventured over to the other side of the bed (I haven’t slept on that side of the bed since my husband moved out in July 07’) in hopes that a change in scenery would help, NO NO NO! Nothing helped!

So, I finally gave up and decided to "play" again. Got up grabbed a towel, because I had a feeling I was going to make a mess. Grabbed my I-vibe and quickly went to work. And oh yeah, apparently I needed the release because not even one minute went by before I was Cumming. But no! That didn't help, I needed more. So, I got up and grabbed my dildo and started playing again. YEP! That's what I needed!!! I was using both at the same time and the release ended up being so intense and sure enough I made a mess everywhere. I soaked through the towel and now there is the infamous wet spot in the bed right where I sleep. I was so satisfied that I didn't' even feel like getting up to put away my toy's appropriately. I just grabbed them and tossed them on the nightstand and threw the towel on the floor.

I quickly feel asleep and enjoyed a most peaceful slumber!